Satyrical Theater is Phil's friendship level 2 quest in Disney Dreamlight Valley, and it follows directly after you bring Hercules and Phil into the valley during the A Hero's Journey update. The quest asks you to build a stage, cook a prop, recruit Scrooge McDuck as an actor, gather two masks and a training mannequin, then perform a short play with the correct lines.
Quick answer: Talk to Phil, craft a stage at Goofy with 10 Stones, 10 Softwood, 5 Sand and 5 Seaweed, cook a Greek Pizza for Remy, recruit Scrooge, then collect the Mask of Comedy, Mask of Tragedy and a crafted Training Mannequin. Add them to Phil's stage, invite Merlin, Mickey and Remy, and choose the three play lines listed below to finish.
Craft the stage at Goofy
Speak to Phil to start. He wants to put on a show but needs a stage built first. Collect the materials below, then bring them to Goofy, who handles the actual construction.
| Material | Amount | Where to get it |
|---|---|---|
| Stones | 10 | Mined from rocks |
| Softwood | 10 | Plaza, Peaceful Meadow, Glade of Trust, Forest of Valor |
| Sand | 5 | Dug up on Dazzle Beach |
| Seaweed | 5 | Fished outside the ripples on Dazzle Beach |
Cook a Greek Pizza for Remy
Next, talk to Remy, who has been asked to make a prop for the show. You both settle on a Greek Pizza. Gather the five ingredients, cook the dish at any stove, then carry it to Phil at his house. He'll respond by asking for help finding an actor.
| Ingredient | Where to get it |
|---|---|
| Herb | On the ground in the Plaza or Peaceful Meadow |
| Tomato | Goofy's Stall on Dazzle Beach |
| Onion | Goofy's Stall in the Forest of Valor |
| Cheese | Remy's restaurant |
| Wheat | Goofy's Stall in the Peaceful Meadow |
Recruit Scrooge McDuck and gather the props
Phil's plan is to cast Scrooge McDuck in the play. Find Scrooge and talk to him, and he agrees to take the role. Phil then sends you off to collect three items for the stage: two theater masks and a crafted Training Mannequin.
The Mask of Comedy sits just outside the entrance to the realm, on the right. The Mask of Tragedy is to the left of the pond. The Training Mannequin has to be crafted at a station using the materials below.
| Training Mannequin material | Amount | Where to get it |
|---|---|---|
| Hardwood | 5 | Ground in Forest of Valor, Glade of Trust, Sunlit Plateau, or Frosted Heights |
| Red Bell Flowers | 3 | Forest of Valor |
| Red Falling Penstemons | 3 | Plaza |
With both masks and the mannequin in hand, return to Phil. He asks you to add the masks and mannequin to his stage inside the house, behind the white door section, and to send out three invitations to Merlin, Mickey, and Remy.
Perform the play with the correct lines
The final step is the performance itself. Head to Phil's house and you'll learn you're playing a part. This is where reading up on the play earlier pays off. You can click the choices marked with the book icon, or simply select the three lines below in order.
Step 1: Choose "Alas, for the evil Hades has kidnapped my poor little brother."
Step 2: Choose "Scrawny orphan child, you need some food – have this pizza!"
Step 3: Choose "Now, you fire-haird menace, we do battle!" Then break the cage when prompted.
Picking those three lines and breaking the cage makes the play a success and completes Satyrical Theater. If the performance doesn't land, the cause is almost always a wrong dialogue choice, which is why learning about the play beforehand matters. Once it's done, the quest closes out, and you've finished Phil's friendship level 2 task.