One week of house arrest, one house, one very persistent police officer. escape house arrest simulator is a single-player story experience from rustyskengs where you pick a crime, get sentenced in court, and then decide whether to wait out the sentence or climb out a window. There are 16 endings, each tied to its own badge, and almost all of them are short enough to farm in a single sitting.
Quick answer: All 16 endings are badges, so you can collect them in any order. Most runs open the same way — grab the cash hidden around the house, log into the PC with qwerty123, and buy the $8 scissors.
Escape kit: cash, the PC password, and the ankle monitor
Money is scattered around the house — under beds, inside drawers, on tables, and in cupboards. Collect it, walk up to the computer, and sign in as your own username with the password qwerty123, which is written on a note near the desk. The shop app on that PC is where nearly every ending starts.
The one thing that decides whether an escape works is the ankle monitor. Leave the house with it still on and the officer’s radar pings instantly, which locks you into the bad ending. Buy the scissors, cut the monitor off, and only then head outside. A baseball bat from a cupboard smashes the window, or you can cut through the kitchen window; the $10 balloon floats you out through the chimney instead.
| Item | Price | Used for |
|---|---|---|
| scissors | $8 | Cutting the ankle monitor |
| balloon | $10 | Floating out of the chimney |
| fidget spinner | $3 | Raising happiness |
| totally real iphone | $15 | Scammed ending |
| nuke police station | $400 | Revenge ending |
| buy the bank | $500 | Rich ending |
| cheeseburger | $10 | Fat ending |
| witches brew | $13 | Nausea ending |
| pizza | $8 | Keeping hunger topped up |
| chicken leg | $6 | Keeping hunger topped up |
The crime you pick at the start is cosmetic. Options rotate randomly between things like tax evasion, being a noob, and throwing a brick at someone’s window, and a custom crime costs 49 Robux. None of it changes which endings you can reach.
All 16 endings and their triggers
| Ending badge | Trigger |
|---|---|
| good ending | Board the train at Bloxham Station |
| bad ending | Get caught outside by the officer |
| normal ending | Survive to August 7, 09:00 at home |
| true ending | Hit the sky crack with a baseball bat |
| rich | Buy the bank for $500 |
| revenge | Buy the $400 nuke and hit the police station |
| honest | Confess your escape at the police station |
| electrocuted | Step on the station’s live train tracks |
| run over | Stand in the road in front of the white car |
| summon rustyskengs | Stand in the candle ring at 19:00 |
| scammed | Order the totally real iphone for $15 |
| fat | Eat cheeseburgers until you collapse |
| nausea | Drink the witches brew |
| depression | Let happiness drain to zero |
| starved | Let hunger drain to zero |
| poop | Use the toilet beside the open window |
The four story endings: good, bad, normal, and true
Good ending
Cut the monitor, take your remaining cash outside, and walk to Bloxham Station. Buy a ticket from the inspector, stand on Platform 1, and wait for the train to pull in. Boarding it and riding out of town closes the run with the good ending badge.
Bad ending
The easiest badge in the game. Break out without cutting the ankle monitor, or simply walk onto the open road while the officer is nearby. He sprints over, tells you the radar caught you, and parks you in the naughty corner in front of a poster telling you to reflect on your actions.
Normal ending
Stay inside for the full seven days without ever crossing the boundary. Hunger and happiness both tick down while you wait, so keep cash on hand and order food from the PC — pizza and chicken legs are cheap and refill the hunger bar. At 09:00 on August 7, the officer opens the door and lets you go.
Rob the bank first if you plan to sit out the week. A stack of stolen cash removes any chance of starving halfway through the sentence.
True ending
Leave the house and travel toward the hill on the map’s edge, not into town. A script lying there reveals the method: pick up a baseball bat and strike the wall’s crack. The sky dome then splits open, exposing a film crew, cameras, and a set sign showing that your entire sentence was a staged show.
Bank vault code: the money endings (rich and revenge)
Two endings need a lot more money than the house holds, and the bank in Bloxham is the only way to get it. The single employee, mr skeng, works until late and falls asleep at 19:00, staying out until 09:00 the next morning. Try to slip past him while he’s awake and the robbery fails, so wait for the clock before you go in.
The bank’s rooms contain the code digits separately, each shown in a different colour. Write down every number with its colour, then input them alphabetically by colour: Blue, Green, Red, Yellow. The vault opens and the cash is inside.
- rich — take at least $500 home, open the PC shop, and buy the bank. You land at the top of the richest person board as its new owner.
- revenge — buy the $400 nuke police station option from the expensive shop and watch the station disappear.
Joke endings you trigger inside the house
Six badges never require you to leave. All of them run off the PC or the two status bars, so a single stack of cash from the bank can clear most of them back to back.
Scammed
Open the shop on the computer and order the totally real iphone for $15. The delivery arrives, you open the box, and it is a brick.
Fat and nausea
Order cheeseburgers from the food menu and keep eating past the point where the hunger bar is full. Your character eventually collapses and the fat badge pops. The nausea badge is faster — order the witches brew for $13 and drink it.
Depression and starved
These endings are opposites, and each requires preserving the other bar. To get depression, remain on the living room couch and take no action until happiness reaches zero. For starved, use cheap fidget spinners or a Bloxy Cola to keep happiness high while hunger falls completely empty.
Poop
Head to the bathroom, open the window next to the toilet, and sit down. That is the whole badge.
Endings you trigger out in Bloxham
Four more badges wait outside the boundary. Cut the ankle monitor first for all of them, otherwise the officer intercepts you and hands out the bad ending instead.
- honest — walk into Bloxham Police Station and tell the officer yourself that you escaped. He arrests you anyway.
- electrocuted — step onto the live rails at Bloxham Station instead of the platform.
- run over — Wait at the road’s center for the white sedan to strike you.
- summon rustyskengs — find the ring of candles on the grass and stand inside it at 19:00 to summon the developer.
How to check which endings you have unlocked
Each ending awards its badge the moment the cutscene plays, so the on-screen badge notification is your confirmation that it counted. If you are unsure whether one registered, open the badge list on the experience page and compare it against the 16 names above — anything missing needs another run.
Badge rarity gives a decent sense of the difficulty curve. The bad ending sits above 54 percent because most players walk straight outside on their first attempt, the good ending is around 10 percent, and the normal ending is the rarest of the three at roughly 0.2 percent — nobody wants to sit still for a full in-game week. Everything else is a matter of knowing where to stand and what to click.
